It could also be called the Happy Belt but then you wouldn’t look at the pictures so closely.
The backside has some fingerprints of the guy who was loading the plates into the oven to fire them. 22cm diameter.
The very classic black bimbo bimbo. I can’t remember if it is cashmere or a cashmere lambwool mix… anyway it’s one hundred percent pure unsynthetic stuff. Thats why the white spots. There is a button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his ass. Oh.
The main drawing of the little girl with the ice-cream is scratched into the plate. it was crazy hot. i love it hot, its never too hot for me, but this was way too hot. there was no ice-cream…
I made several, lets say around 15 porcelain plates, when i visited Jingdezhen, the city of porcelain. it was crazy hot. i love it hot, its never too hot for me, but this was way too hot. 22cm diameter.
Poo 12 of 17. actually it is not a limited edition, every poo is handmade with a shitmaker and totally different. i made 17 in the city of porcelain in Jingdezhen. in the centre of china. it was crazy hot. nobody in the traditional workshop really believed in this project. the shit might explode while burning due their mass and unconventional way of making. because of remaining water or air bubbles. but non of the 17 poos broke!
For the Happy medium exhibition at Nancy Victor Gallery 8. – 30.March.2012.
9 fingerprints with each 3 ovals, 2 white 1 red…
i was searching for authentic prints of boats for a long time. Then i found
a little shop in barcelona, a nautical bookshop, beautiful.
then it closed one month later!
27 x 37 cm
LIMITED EDITION to 346 | 100% combed cotton | Jersey 180 gr. / 6.35 oz. | Prewashed garment to minimize shrinkage | Wash separately or with similar colors
Dead eyes and pink lips, maybe there is some hope. It all looks a bit to me like at the chinese when you order 100year old eggs, don’t you think?
The real monster bimbo!! Soft and cute and furry… the perfect cuddly toy. If you take him back to Germany be careful when taking him outside and showing him around. Be particularly careful about placing him in shop windows. That wasn’t a good idea…
The classic black bimbo. But the more cliche classic bimbo with a huge cock. The cashmere/lamb-wool mix fabric is full of stains. He must be an artist. I wonder what his name might be?? There is the classic button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his butt.
The Schweinehund. If you translate it literally it’s “pigdog”, and it means something like ratfink. But this one looks more like a cow, so it’s fine. Anyway, it’s an animal. Since when do I do animals? This one has stripes!! That’s because the kitchen towel had them…
A good friend of Schlampella, also a modern, gum chewing power woman.
Play with the head of the world!
Soft, shiny, touchy, black rubber. Also helps agains mosquitos!! 40cm in diameter. See some more images here. For clarification, the face is not smiling! it just looks like. There won’t be any smiling version in the future.
“i think the ball’s silly… and racist… and not provoking any real discussions except how juvenile the artist is.” gentelmental “He is making money off the backs off racism. Golliwogs are not acceptable for similar reasons. Ignorant people found this stuff acceptable back then too. Jesus Christ I despair.” Eric “Muggy racist cunts like you and Dave need to get stabbed so that you will stop spreading your vile ideology. Actually though, stabbing is probably too good for you…I’d like to cut your dad’s cock off, stuff it in your mouth and then set you on fire. ” Bob
I made this photo for the charity show in hamburg: Helping hounds of hell 2. It comes in a white frame. 30x40cm
The big bankruptcy Leo K. or as you say in Japan: “bimbo!” (To understand this, you have to know both recent German history and basic Japanese. Or you could just like him for his likeable looks.)
This white sheep i made for the chinese fashion designer Zuczug/.
It was for the winter 2015 collection, the year of the sheep and goat. Surprisingly they didn’t wanted to use natural felt because of killing animals. But the fake fur is soft and warm as well. http://www.zuczug.com
Last Year the Sun was shining. This year it will be just with one girl, every month the same girl. The rest is the old same, A5 – 8E.
There are just 250 and more than half of them are for the workers in the shipyard in mali losinj/croatia. as a thank you present for helping at the skver festival.
If anybody asks you what’s that on your belt, just say: “A perfect hole.”
If anybody asks you what’s that on your belt, tell them to come closer.
As you see, that day I found a pink pullover. I wonder whether it belonged to some old lady who scratches posters from the wall next to her door in the afternoons. And whether she likes hot chocolate.
Perfect for the cold times ahead. Out of each pullover I found in the dump I can only make around five pullovers for bimbos!! That limits them pretty much…
This is the real classic bimbo doll. The 2nd one I made: blonde, stupid and also good in bed.
The Schweinehund. The only really cute puppet in the collection. Nothing bad about him, so i had to give him this name.