Dead eyes and pink lips, maybe there is some hope. It all looks a bit to me like at the chinese when you order 100year old eggs, don’t you think?
The Group Love drawing on a body. This print is out of the edition. AP/1. its slightly smaller. ca.29x39cm on matt paper. fabriano 50%cotton. I build a wood frame without glass! its included in the price;)
Nice! The photo might have some dings and scratches… because it was exhibited like this… but it comes with the frame:)
The very classic black bimbo bimbo. I can’t remember if it is cashmere or a cashmere lambwool mix… anyway it’s one hundred percent pure unsynthetic stuff. Thats why the white spots. There is a button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his ass. Oh.
I made this photo for the charity show in hamburg: Helping hounds of hell 2. It comes in a white frame. 30x40cm
The backside has some fingerprints of the guy who was loading the plates into the oven to fire them. 22cm diameter.
The main drawing of the little girl with the ice-cream is scratched into the plate. it was crazy hot. i love it hot, its never too hot for me, but this was way too hot. there was no ice-cream…
I made several, lets say around 15 porcelain plates, when i visited Jingdezhen, the city of porcelain. it was crazy hot. i love it hot, its never too hot for me, but this was way too hot. 22cm diameter.
Poo 4 of 17. actually it is not a limited edition, every poo is handmade with a shitmaker and totally different. i made 17 in the city of porcelain in Jingdezhen. in the centre of china. it was crazy hot. nobody in the traditional workshop really believed in this project. the shit might explode while burning due their mass and unconventional way of making. because of remaining water or air bubbles. but non of the 17 poos broke!
The real monster bimbo!! Soft and cute and furry… the perfect cuddly toy. If you take him back to Germany be careful when taking him outside and showing him around. Be particularly careful about placing him in shop windows. That wasn’t a good idea…
The Schweinehund. If you translate it literally it’s “pigdog”, and it means something like ratfink. But this one looks more like a cow, so it’s fine. Anyway, it’s an animal. Since when do I do animals? This one has stripes!! That’s because the kitchen towel had them…
A good friend of Schlampella, also a modern, gum chewing power woman.
LIMITED EDITION to 346 | 100% combed cotton | Jersey 180 gr. / 6.35 oz. | Prewashed garment to minimize shrinkage | Wash separately or with similar colors
Play with the head of the world!
Soft, shiny, touchy, black rubber. Also helps agains mosquitos!! 40cm in diameter. See some more images here. For clarification, the face is not smiling! it just looks like. There won’t be any smiling version in the future.
“i think the ball’s silly… and racist… and not provoking any real discussions except how juvenile the artist is.” gentelmental “He is making money off the backs off racism. Golliwogs are not acceptable for similar reasons. Ignorant people found this stuff acceptable back then too. Jesus Christ I despair.” Eric “Muggy racist cunts like you and Dave need to get stabbed so that you will stop spreading your vile ideology. Actually though, stabbing is probably too good for you…I’d like to cut your dad’s cock off, stuff it in your mouth and then set you on fire. ” Bob
The classic black bimbo. But the more cliche classic bimbo with a huge cock. The cashmere/lamb-wool mix fabric is full of stains. He must be an artist. I wonder what his name might be?? There is the classic button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his butt.
The 2nd of 100. Some body painting. This photo looks best in the white frame. of course you can choose a different frame.
Last photo of a long and hot day of shooting. We just went down to the beach to swim and cool down. This print is out of the edition. AP/1. its slightly smaller,ca.29x39cm on matt paper. fabriano 50%cotton. I build a wood frame without glass!
It could also be called the Happy Belt but then you wouldn’t look at the pictures so closely.
If anybody asks you what’s that on your belt, tell them to come closer.
If anybody asks you what’s that on your belt, just say: “A perfect hole.”
This is the real classic bimbo doll. The 2nd one I made: blonde, stupid and also good in bed.
The big bankruptcy Leo K. or as you say in Japan: “bimbo!” (To understand this, you have to know both recent German history and basic Japanese. Or you could just like him for his likeable looks.)
Pencil and Crayon on Fabriano paper Rosaspina 60% cotton.
Framed in a nice max aab object frame: 40 x 50 cm.
The drawing is 35 x 45 cm
As you see, that day I found a pink pullover. I wonder whether it belonged to some old lady who scratches posters from the wall next to her door in the afternoons. And whether she likes hot chocolate.
Perfect for the cold times ahead. Out of each pullover I found in the dump I can only make around five pullovers for bimbos!! That limits them pretty much…