I like to pimp holes too much!!!

A sticker for the Full of Love exhibition at ATOPOS cvc in athens 2012.
8 little drawings, 8 short stories, conversations just out of live.

5,2 x 42 cm

Some Black clay i pressed with my hands. painted with red and white engobe. burned at 1100 degrees! he comes in a handmade box.

A little Snowman i made with Black clay. painted with red and white engobe. burned at 1100 degrees! he comes in a handmade box. There is just one!

Just talked with a friend and he told me i should do more celebrity puppets. WTF i have a james brown, michael jackson, barry white, tiger ” 18holes” woods and many more!! But he complains they are all the same just different names. Thats not true, c’mon, here it is the Angela Merkel and as you can see she has a big cock!!

An excited Snowman i made with Black clay. painted with red and white engobe. burned at 1100 degrees! he comes in a handmade box. the sculpture is also handmade!!

The monster bimbo!! Soft and cute and beige…  the perfect cuddly toy. If you take him back to Germany be careful when taking him outside and showing him around. Be particularly careful about placing him in shop windows. That wasn’t one of my best ideas…

A Snowman i made with Black clay. painted with red and white engobe. burned at 1100 degrees! he comes in a handmade box. the sculpture is also handmade!!

For the exhibition at ATOPOS cvc in Athens 2012.
Together with Nina Zeljkovic, www.benzinheidi.com .
I made the girls and she is drawing the men..

50x70cm, for this price you probably won’t get it rolled in a tube!

I made several, lets say around 15 porcelain plates, when i visited Jingdezhen, the city of porcelain. it was crazy hot. i love it hot, its never too hot for me, but this was way too hot. 22cm diameter.

The main drawing of the little girl with the ice-cream is scratched into the plate. it was crazy hot. i love it hot, its never too hot for me, but this was way too hot. there was no ice-cream…
22cm diameter.

The first-born, well, in this web shop. What can I say, it’s a baby and has not many stories to tell yet. Take care.

The backside has some fingerprints of the guy who was loading the plates into the oven to fire them. 22cm diameter.

Poo 4 of 17. actually it is not a limited edition, every poo is handmade with a shitmaker and totally different. i made 17 in the city of porcelain in Jingdezhen. in the centre of china. it was crazy hot. nobody in the traditional workshop really believed in this project. the shit might explode while burning due their mass and unconventional way of making. because of remaining water or air bubbles. but non of the 17 poos broke!

I managed to have the calendar for the next year already this year. Thats new. The rest is the old same, A5 – 8E.
There are just 250 units and more than half of them i will give away to friends as a present. See some more photos here.

Glazed, Scratched, Burned.

Unique edition of 1.

9cm high, 8cm diameter.

See more here.

240 pages of pussies, monster Adolfs, political incorrectness and tomato soup in toilets. With hardcover.

Glazed, Scratched, Burned.

Unique edition of 1.

5,3cm high, 12,4cm diameter.

See more here.

This is my first book, from when I was young and innocent.

Girls have it in the legs, bimbos all over. the blood flow and circulation problems.

Glazed, Scratched, Burned.

Unique edition of 1.

8,3cm high, 12,7cm diameter.

See more here.

The classic mega bimbo bimbo but from another part of the world. Made with brown cashmire wool. And yes, there is a button on the hand to fix onto the button on his ass, too. It’s the right hand though. Different culture…

What, this is an exhibition catalogue? Well I say…!

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English tourist on the beach in barcelona. get him some beers and he will be fine soon. of course thats just my opinion, and a very cliche one to entertain and to sell the puppet. in reality this is a sculpture of very high quality for multi directional interpretations… for a very good price!

Dead eyes and black lips, maybe there is some hope. It all looks a bit to me like at the chinese when you order 100year old eggs, don’t you think?

In 2007 the Ayuntamiento de Cádiz told Iguapop Gallery that I could exhibit in the town’s seafront fortress. And I had two weeks to prepare the exhibition. Apart from being an exhibition catalogue, this book is basically a documentary of the adventures of the Bimbos in Cádiz. There are a few pictures of people ignoring black men in boats, shooting at black men on walls and punching black men in the face. I hope you don’t mind. Take a look inside here.

Its a little bit older than the 2011 calendar. It’s a little bit weirder than the 2009 one so I made it smaller.

You can see it here (better put headphones on).