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Handmade Dolls.
Handmade means: hand-sewn, hand-stuffed, hand-packed... like, well, dolls are handmade in Asia (only probably they're handmade, hand-sewn, hand-stuffed and hand-packed by little children). But these dolls are handmade (hand-sewn, hand-stuffed and hand-packed) by grown-ups in Europe... isn't that great.
Also, because all the dolls are handmade, there is only one of each - the next one is all different, with a different fabric, differently shaped eyes, paint smudged differently... they even smell different. In other words, each one is unique. Michael Jackson circa 1990
By now he’s changed his hair, his skin colour and his diet. And Michael has officially become the King of Pop. To celebrate, he builds the Neverland ranch and hides behind a ferris wheel. I made the lips according to models by Dr. Hoefflin, by the way.
Michael Jackson circa 1983
This is Michael after the release of Thriller but before the Pepsi accident. He’s got quite used to waving to his fans by now.
Michael Jackson circa 1978
A young Michael around the time of The Wiz and about to launch his solo career into space with the release of Off The Wall, his first album produced by Quincy Jones. He’s still looking a little insecure with his signature move.
Schweinehund
The Schweinehund. If you translate it literally it’s ”pigdog”, and it means something like ratfink. But this one looks more like a cow, so it’s fine. Anyway, it’s an animal. Since when do I do animals? This one has stripes!! That’s because the kitchen towel had them…
Puppe
This is the real classic bimbo doll. The 2nd one I made: blonde, stupid and also good in bed.
Pullover Bimbo . Red&Pink
Perfect for the cold times ahead. Out of each pullover I found in the dump I can only make around five pullovers for bimbos!! That limits them pretty much…
Pullover Bimbo . Just Pink
As you see, that day I found a pink pullover. I wonder whether it belonged to some old lady who scratches posters from the wall next to her door in the afternoons. And whether she likes hot chocolate.
Bimbo Bimbo
The very classic black bimbo bimbo. I can’t remember if it is cashmere or a cashmere lambwool mix… anyway it’s one hundred percent pure unsynthetic stuff. There is a button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his ass. Oh.
Brown Bimbo
The classic bimbo bimbo but from another part of the world. Made with brown lambwool. And yes, there is a button on the hand to fix onto the button on his ass, too. It’s the right hand though. Different culture…
Adolf
The monster bimbo!! Soft and cute and beige… the perfect cuddly toy. If you take him back to Germany be careful when taking him outside and showing him around. Be particularly careful about placing him in shop windows. That wasn’t one of my best ideas…
Negative Adolf
The monster doll but in negative. What it means? Think of something on your own.
Leo K.
The big bankruptcy Leo K. or as you say in Japan: “bimbo!” (To understand this, you have to know both recent German history and basic Japanese. Or you could just like him for his likeable looks.)
Wilder Bimbo
Beige fluffy fabric. Will scar any toddler or small child for life. Or make them stronger.
Bimbo with Overall
Fabric with a nice rough-woven pattern. Again, there is a button on the hand to fix onto the button on his ass… or onto another bimbo’s ass!
Bimbo Bimbo
The classic bimbo bimbo. This one comes in black with some blue woven in. Please mind the bump on his head. The lip screen-print has been fucked up with love and on purpose in my kitchen.
Baby 01
The first-born, well, in this web shop. What can I say, it’s a baby and has not many stories to tell yet. Take care.
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