i like to kick ass too much !

By now he’s changed his hair, his skin colour and his diet. And Michael has officially become the King of Pop. To celebrate, he builds the Neverland ranch and hides behind a ferris wheel. I made the lips according to models by Dr. Hoefflin, by the way.

This is Michael after the release of Thriller but before the Pepsi accident. He’s got quite used to waving to his fans by now.

A young Michael around the time of The Wiz and about to launch his solo career into space with the release of Off The Wall, his first album produced by Quincy Jones. He’s still looking a little insecure with his signature move.

The Schweinehund. If you translate it literally it’s  ”pigdog”, and it means something like ratfink. But this one looks more like a cow, so it’s fine. Anyway,  it’s an animal. Since when do I do animals? This one has stripes!! That’s because the kitchen towel had them…

This is the real classic bimbo doll. The 2nd one I made: blonde, stupid and also good in bed.

Perfect for the cold times ahead. Out of each pullover I found in the dump I can only make around five pullovers for bimbos!! That limits them pretty much…

As you see, that day I found a pink pullover. I wonder whether it belonged to some old lady who scratches posters from the wall next to her door in the afternoons. And whether she likes hot chocolate.

The very classic black bimbo bimbo. I can’t remember if it is cashmere or a cashmere lambwool mix… anyway it’s one hundred percent pure unsynthetic stuff. There is a button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his ass. Oh.

The classic bimbo bimbo but from another part of the world. Made with brown lambwool. And yes, there is a button on the hand to fix onto the button on his ass, too. It’s the right hand though. Different culture…

The monster bimbo!! Soft and cute and beige…  the perfect cuddly toy. If you take him back to Germany be careful when taking him outside and showing him around. Be particularly careful about placing him in shop windows. That wasn’t one of my best ideas…

The monster doll but in negative. What it means? Think of something on your own.

The big bankruptcy Leo K. or as you say in Japan: “bimbo!” (To understand this, you have to know both recent German history and basic Japanese. Or you could just like him for his likeable looks.)

Beige fluffy fabric. Will scar any toddler or small child for life. Or make them stronger.

Fabric with a nice rough-woven pattern. Again, there is a button on the hand to fix onto the button on his ass… or onto another bimbo’s ass!

The classic bimbo bimbo. This one comes in black with some blue woven in. Please mind the bump on his head. The lip screen-print has been fucked up with love and on purpose in my kitchen.

The first-born, well, in this web shop. What can I say, it’s a baby and has not many stories to tell yet. Take care.