i like to kick ass too much !

The new issue of LaVagina, produced for the exhibition “Ever” at the Diesel Gallery in Tokyo in April 2010. Like the exhibition, it’s all about the Japanese and their kinkiness.

(You’ll see by what they write and the ads that Japanese artists have placed in it.)

The first-born, well, in this web shop. What can I say, it’s a baby and has not many stories to tell yet. Take care.

The new calendar! It’s a little bit weirder than the 2009 one so I made it smaller.

You can see it here (better put headphones on).

In 2007 the Ayuntamiento de Cádiz told Iguapop Gallery that I could exhibit in the town’s seafront fortress. And I had two weeks to prepare the exhibition. Apart from being an exhibition catalogue, this book is basically a documentary of the adventures of the Bimbos in Cádiz. There are a few pictures of people ignoring black men in boats, shooting at black men on walls and punching black men in the face. I hope you don’t mind. Take a look inside here.

This is my latest limited-edition sex magazine, which I made for the Popo exhibition at heliumcowboy artspace in 2009. Again, a lot of photos, drawings, studies of pussies, bimbos and some pubic hairs. There is also a little bit of guest art in this one. And bed-time readings, of course.

If you’d like to have a look inside, click here.

A limited edition Sex-Magazine for the “I won’t fuck with you tonight!” show at heliumcobwoy artspace in 2007. The limited edition back then was of 1000. Now it’s about 8: that’s how many magazines I’ve got left.

By now he’s changed his hair, his skin colour and his diet. And Michael has officially become the King of Pop. To celebrate, he builds the Neverland ranch and hides behind a ferris wheel. I made the lips according to models by Dr. Hoefflin, by the way.

This is Michael after the release of Thriller but before the Pepsi accident. He’s got quite used to waving to his fans by now.

A young Michael around the time of The Wiz and about to launch his solo career into space with the release of Off The Wall, his first album produced by Quincy Jones. He’s still looking a little insecure with his signature move.

This is my first book, from when I was young and innocent.

The Schweinehund. If you translate it literally it’s  ”pigdog”, and it means something like ratfink. But this one looks more like a cow, so it’s fine. Anyway,  it’s an animal. Since when do I do animals? This one has stripes!! That’s because the kitchen towel had them…

This is the real classic bimbo doll. The 2nd one I made: blonde, stupid and also good in bed.

Perfect for the cold times ahead. Out of each pullover I found in the dump I can only make around five pullovers for bimbos!! That limits them pretty much…

As you see, that day I found a pink pullover. I wonder whether it belonged to some old lady who scratches posters from the wall next to her door in the afternoons. And whether she likes hot chocolate.

The very classic black bimbo bimbo. I can’t remember if it is cashmere or a cashmere lambwool mix… anyway it’s one hundred percent pure unsynthetic stuff. There is a button on the hand that can be stuck onto the button on his ass. Oh.

The classic bimbo bimbo but from another part of the world. Made with brown lambwool. And yes, there is a button on the hand to fix onto the button on his ass, too. It’s the right hand though. Different culture…

The monster bimbo!! Soft and cute and beige…  the perfect cuddly toy. If you take him back to Germany be careful when taking him outside and showing him around. Be particularly careful about placing him in shop windows. That wasn’t one of my best ideas…

The monster doll but in negative. What it means? Think of something on your own.

The big bankruptcy Leo K. or as you say in Japan: “bimbo!” (To understand this, you have to know both recent German history and basic Japanese. Or you could just like him for his likeable looks.)

Like the Pirelli calendar. Only a little more kinky.